Poetic spam comment

My WordPress spam filter just caught a comment of epic length (poster name: “sulsetoth”) on one of my posts that I decided to start reading for some reason. What I realized is that this randomly-generated word jumble nonsense would be really easy to turn into, like, a Dadaist poem with just a few line breaks.

Here’s the original:

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Here’s an excerpt of the poem version:

“Twisted Reason”

by Sulsetoth

Him were replica.

In him indicated to throng
what could be
for me
jumped the u.

‘Replica not,’ those coach looked boiling,
swinging
not at an handbag
across the door sight.

Crimson.

We were this battered letourneau watches
and courteously–
next latticed layers
that man
of this well-attached hope,
into the worth hand
that mobius willow
but the captain gazzer’s
stem.

A brown replica
would run yet overlooked
out statue of liberty restraints
for the good bank
floating

if a blade i’ve,
and aura stood the hard,
twisted reason,
year more.

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~ by toren on June 29, 2011.

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